{"product_id":"one-year-of-page-rpgs-volume-1","title":"One Year of One-Page RPGs: Volume 1","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis book includes 13 main games and 13 back pages, which are:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTHE WITCH IS DEAD, where you play murderous woodland animals attempting to gain revenge for the death of their mistress.\u003cbr\u003eBack Page: LITTLE HELPERS, in which you play demons accidentally summoned by a good witch and now must help her go on a date to the county fair using only your nightmare hell-magicks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTHE GOLDEN SEA, a D20 game of traders and mystics setting sail across a trackless ocean of sand\u003cbr\u003eBack Page: Additional material for The Golden Sea, including equipment, portents, encounter tables and Upsearchings, crystalline miracles from the Goddesses that grow up from beneath the dunes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWE THREE KINGS, in which you play the three dudes from the bible and stop King Herod’s plot to kill the baby Jesus with swordplay, necromancy and two-fisted sorcery\u003cbr\u003eBack Page: THREE KINGS’ HILL, an unrelated fantasy dungeon that nevertheless contains an eye the size of a small house\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eADVENTURE DICE, a simple numberless storytelling game for kids, which includes special dice to cut out and colour in\u003cbr\u003eBack Page: An adventurer generator for Adventure Dice, or really any fantasy game\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWE THAT REMAIN, a survival horror game played with a single deck of cards, in which you will all probably die\u003cbr\u003eBack Page: A map of the Space Station Elysium, designed for use with We That Remain, that details an abandoned space colony that accidentally opened a portal into Hades\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHONEY HEIST, a game in which you are a criminal bear with two stats: CRIMINAL and BEAR; also contains an optional D8 hat table\u003cbr\u003eBack Page: 36 spells for Honey Heist, including Summon Chandelier, Summon Mexican Standoff, and Jesus Take The Wheel (or: Summon Jesus)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBIG GAY ORCS, a game in which you play a load of orcs trapped in a doomed fortress, and generally make out a bunch\u003cbr\u003eBack Page: SAD GAY SPACE ROCKS, a hack of Big Gay Orcs, which emulates the Steven Universe Cartoon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJUSTIFIED ANXIETY, a game set in a suspiciously familiar paranoid dystopia where you shoot trouble for Companion Machine\u003cbr\u003eBack Page: TRUE PARANOIA, a game which involves dumping all your dice in a pile in the middle of the table and punishing your players whenever they dare to touch them\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTHE RAPID AND THE RIGHTEOUS, a fast and furious game about living your life a quarter-mile at a time\u003cbr\u003eBack Page: SPIN THE BOTTLE, a game played by spinning a bottle, about a tumultuous teenage party\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHACK THE PLANET, in which you are a console cowboy or cowgirl, and the man is trying to keep you down so you jack in, hack in and get revenge; 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